Idi Aman

OMG! I have finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Her Excellency, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor marthamydearest, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

It's got a ring to it, no?

Thanks for the inspiration, Idi.